I met a wonderful woman recently but when we finally made it to the bedroom I realised to my horror that her bookshelves were arranged by color and that she possessed multiple Funko Pop bobblehead figurines. Immediately I made my excuses and left.
I am considering meeting this woman again as she is cute and has no Swedish ancestry whatsoever, but I am worried that her ownership of color-coordinated books (many of which were young adult fiction) and Marvel-themed bobbleheads would encroach too much on any future relationship. I want an adult, not somebody who will sink us into debt every time a new Harry Potter or Marvel sequel comes out. Do you think I should stand by my guns and continue looking for somebody less pozzed, or should I learn to stop worrying and perhaps consider that a love of Rick and Morty could be a way of bonding with potential future kids? Am I asking the impossible?
I think you have to email him these. You call her wonderful, yet you only gave some examples of what I think amounts to her “bad taste”. How is she wonderful? Ask her about the bookshelves. Maybe she has a “learning difference”, or maybe she has a healthy view of books as decoration. Many of us do, but few admit it.
And at the Shakespearean happy ending (for both of these characters deserve happy endings) lovely young Mikhaila Peterson falls for a reformed Hunter, while Jordan Peterson realizes that his life needs a little chaos in the form of Hallie Biden…
George Clooney would make such an amazing Hunter Biden…
Hmm, the Bidens clearly have at least a couple of Cluster B personality disorders each. I don’t know if I want to watch 2 hours of the very sincere man, Jordan Peterson, getting hurt over and over because he chose to be around them. I also think he wouldn’t be so stupid as to choose to be around Hunter Biden.
You need to work out the motivation for what these two would be held together. For Jordan, blackmail, maybe?
On creativity, I remember Eddie Van Halen said writing a song is like creating a world that people can visit for three minutes. Then David Lee Roth said you create the best that you can and fly it up the flag pole to see who salutes it. Gene Simmons from KISS discovered Van Halen a couple of years before their debut album, so Gene recorded their demo tape but Gene's record company, Casablanca, did not think it would be a hit. Gene freed them from his contract and Van Halen kept on chugging elsewhere. Keep trying, you might not have found your niche audience yet!
Dear Uncle Yarv,
I met a wonderful woman recently but when we finally made it to the bedroom I realised to my horror that her bookshelves were arranged by color and that she possessed multiple Funko Pop bobblehead figurines. Immediately I made my excuses and left.
I am considering meeting this woman again as she is cute and has no Swedish ancestry whatsoever, but I am worried that her ownership of color-coordinated books (many of which were young adult fiction) and Marvel-themed bobbleheads would encroach too much on any future relationship. I want an adult, not somebody who will sink us into debt every time a new Harry Potter or Marvel sequel comes out. Do you think I should stand by my guns and continue looking for somebody less pozzed, or should I learn to stop worrying and perhaps consider that a love of Rick and Morty could be a way of bonding with potential future kids? Am I asking the impossible?
Thanks in advance. Big fan.
MMM
I think you have to email him these. You call her wonderful, yet you only gave some examples of what I think amounts to her “bad taste”. How is she wonderful? Ask her about the bookshelves. Maybe she has a “learning difference”, or maybe she has a healthy view of books as decoration. Many of us do, but few admit it.
And at the Shakespearean happy ending (for both of these characters deserve happy endings) lovely young Mikhaila Peterson falls for a reformed Hunter, while Jordan Peterson realizes that his life needs a little chaos in the form of Hallie Biden…
Eww no. Now this is firmly in the world of the Internet fanfic for 14-year-olds. What have you released, Curtis?
Maybe you should leave the advice column to Jordan Peterson!
He could write a Will Ferrell vehicle based on the life of Bob Ross. So many ideas out there.
George Clooney would make such an amazing Hunter Biden…
Hmm, the Bidens clearly have at least a couple of Cluster B personality disorders each. I don’t know if I want to watch 2 hours of the very sincere man, Jordan Peterson, getting hurt over and over because he chose to be around them. I also think he wouldn’t be so stupid as to choose to be around Hunter Biden.
You need to work out the motivation for what these two would be held together. For Jordan, blackmail, maybe?
"imagine your ancestors staring down at you, glaring balefully, as you masturbate." great advice for ANY moment really.
On creativity, I remember Eddie Van Halen said writing a song is like creating a world that people can visit for three minutes. Then David Lee Roth said you create the best that you can and fly it up the flag pole to see who salutes it. Gene Simmons from KISS discovered Van Halen a couple of years before their debut album, so Gene recorded their demo tape but Gene's record company, Casablanca, did not think it would be a hit. Gene freed them from his contract and Van Halen kept on chugging elsewhere. Keep trying, you might not have found your niche audience yet!