"The mother, being strongest, will get it, and eat it."
Three new podcasts (paywalls on the first two, alas), and a rare IRL appearance: NY, East Village, 9pm, Oct 23. RSVP for address to the URL on the post…
My first girlfriend, Meredith, came with a hilarious Malapropism, borrowed in turn from her ex-husband, Pierce, who once in some fit of exasperation tr…
So typical of all our tinkering, This golden age of postponing The inevitable has its brimstone Lining: everyone dies a burden. This terminus, once usu…
In this old, cold, poisoned age, Every tooth against the grain, Every dream a suicide dream, We are children without children. We cannot imagine how ou…
"Foreign policy was a self-licking ice-cream cone before anyone living was born."
Everything ends in a slide. Mallory Climbed Everest because it was there. He found out where it was! Most People don’t know much about heart failure. I…
You left. You went into “that dividing And indifferent blue.” One woman said: “A good time to start believing in heaven.” Who here is master of his own…
Reliable sources report that if you subscribe to FoxNation for a mere $5.99 a month, you will receive access to a wide variety of top-notch intellectua…
"I like to think of myself as an empathic megalomaniac."
"Some Cromwell guiltless of his country's blood."
"Go to the gay libertarian book club!"